Drunk Driver Championship
This game is hard! However, because it simulates what it's like to drive after you've been drinking, it should be hard. While it's easy to assume that a game about drunk driving is going to make light of this issue, that is not at all the case. Instead, this game let's you see just how hard it is to do without actually requiring you to get behind the wheel of a car.
Getting Started
To load the first level of the game, press the flashing "3 pints" element on the home screen. You can also start the game by clicking Play and then selecting "3 pints" on the next screen. You need to be ready to drive, because as soon as you click "3 pints" on either screen, your car will start plowing down the road.
Controls
There are two ways that you can try to control your car. The first is to use the spacebar. Your other option is to use your mouse and one of its buttons. If you're on a PC, this will be the left button. If you're on a Mac, simply click and hold the mouse button while you use the mouse itself to steer. Of the two options, you'll likely find the spacebar is the most effective.
Driving
Because this game simulates drunk driving, not only is your car moving fast, but it is quickly veering to the right. To avoid an awful car crash, you need to use either control to avoid other vehicles and the side of the road.
Directions
Steer Left: Left Click